{"id":63,"date":"2007-02-26T11:29:34","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T17:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/blog\/?p=60"},"modified":"2007-02-26T11:29:34","modified_gmt":"2007-02-26T17:29:34","slug":"another-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Another funny.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered something Lanie said the other day that really made me laugh.  We went to her doctor for a visit and they wanted to collect a urine sample.  Since getting her to pee in a cup isn&#8217;t really possible, they put a urine collection bag on her and we sat there waiting to see if she would produce a sample.  She wasn&#8217;t really happy about it and kept asking me, &#8220;Why is there a bandaid on my butt!?!&#8221;  I could not keep from laughing! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered something Lanie said the other day that really made me laugh. We went to her doctor for a visit and they wanted to collect a urine sample. Since getting her to pee in a cup isn&#8217;t really possible, they put a urine collection bag on her and we sat there waiting to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-stories-and-misc-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}