{"id":73,"date":"2008-02-10T18:01:24","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T00:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/blog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2008-02-10T18:01:24","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T00:01:24","slug":"lanie-likes-tony-romo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"Lanie likes Tony Romo&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s been a while since I posted anything but Lanie said something pretty funny tonight and I just had to post it!<\/p>\n<p>Conversation heard while eating diner and watching the Pro Bowl:<\/p>\n<p>Lanie:  Do you know who I like in this football game?<\/p>\n<p>David:  Who do you like in this football game?<\/p>\n<p>Lanie:  Tony Romo.<\/p>\n<p>David:  Why do you like Tony Romo?<\/p>\n<p>Lanie: Because he&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n<p>David:  Why is he funny?<\/p>\n<p>Lanie:  Because he loses the ball. <\/p>\n<p>Out of the mouths of babes&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s been a while since I posted anything but Lanie said something pretty funny tonight and I just had to post it! Conversation heard while eating diner and watching the Pro Bowl: Lanie: Do you know who I like in this football game? David: Who do you like in this football game? Lanie: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alanaalexander.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}